Saturday, March 29, 2014

A Touch of Genie (1974)

A Touch of Genie, Original Poster (1974) XXXWhat do you get when you mix madcap Jewish humor with the Superstars of Seventies porn? A tribute to a boyhood spent at raucous Lower East Side comedies (and an adulthood spent writing and directing adult films). Poor Melvin! His meddling mother is making him nutz. His only relief is the covert afternoons he spends at New York's notorious Times Square porn theaters. One day, Melvin discovers a genie in a bottle. What does he wish? To become his favorite porno Superstars and indulge in wild sexual adventures with the sexiest women in sex films.



Friday, March 21, 2014

House of Dreams (1990)

Andrew Blake's "House Of Dreams" takes you beyond all boundaries to bring you into a world of staggering sexual desire. Join Zara as she embarks on an unforgettable journey through the realm of true sensuality. Experience with her the extraordinary and bizarre ecstasy as each door opens to reveal unbelievable erotic images. Enter the House Of Dreams and then you decide if it was really just a dream. Stars: Danielle Rogers Ashlyn Gere Jeanna Fine Zara Whites

Monday, March 10, 2014

Bad Girls (1981)



An all-girl road trip: four comely, young gals travel through the Rocky Mountains disrupting everything in their path with their sexual antics. From teasing a poor scout who hitches the ride of his life to stiffening a lonely wood cutter's equipment, the vacationing vixens are just out for fun. Witnessing the women's promiscuous behavior, a horny scoutmaster brings their attention to a group of locals who take them hostage and aim to have their way with them. The girls match the 'bad boys' stroke for stroke and escape with the help of the local scout master (But not until after one of them seduces him).



Thursday, March 6, 2014

Beyond Desire (1986)

A hard-bitten detective finds that he's in over his head when he moves into the headquarters of an escort dating service to protect the female employees.

Most guys can only fantasize about being locked-up in a whorehouse full of gorgeous raving babes like Seka and Vanessa Del Rio...but for a private detective like me, Mark Lowe, it's all in a day's work (or should that be "night's work?"). You see, Carla is afraid her little house of joy is going to be taken over by buddie Howie Mann...and that's where I fit in.

As long as I'm watching over the place, Howie'll have a tough time pulling any funny stuff. Of course, my relationship with the girls is supposed to be "purely professional," but things don't always work out the way you plan 'em -- if you catch my drift. So, if you're looking for some hearty laughs, a little action, and a lot of hot sex, look no further than my hottest adventure ever -- Beyond Desire. You won't be disappointed...



Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)

TV star Kristine DeBell of "The Young & Restless" scorches the screen in the classy cassette release of Carroll classic with a twist of X.

Several years ago, amid great (and deserved) hoopla, Bill Osco, that San Francisco-based titan of primordial porn, release the first nudie-pornie musical, Alice in Wonderland. Rated R and full of lush sets and plush ladies, the flick featured a relative unknown, Kristine DeBell, as Lewis Carroll's classic heroine.

Alice in Wonderland was a slick production as you will ever find in X-land. Accomplished actors in non-sex roles, a spectacular score and truly clever songs, a highly sophisticated script all helped to make the film a highly entertaining softcore romp.

As a testament to the professionalism of Alice, young Kristine De Bell, a somewhat wooden actress at the time, went on to become a popular TV star. She's currently a featured performer on the day-time sudser, "The Young and the Restless." Kristine had the perfect "look" for Alice, a strong childish body and a convincingly stumbling innocence. In the porn business, Alice has always been written off as a sexploitation film, not a real honest-to-Goldstein fuckflick. And DeBell has protected her rep as a legit actress by pointing to the softcore nature of its presentation.

In truth, the film may be as slick and funny as say, Tony Newley's "Hieronymus Merkin." The writers, lyricists, the choreographers, the art directors all did Studio-quality work. In short, the actual quality of this production is so far superior to anything before it that it stands as a landmark in the history of adult films. That is not to say that there haven't been other excellent blue movies, but nobody has tried anything so complicated, ambitious and large-scale as Alice and succeeded so nicely.



For years, whenever anybody complimented Alice or waxed poetic on Kristine De Bell's lively performance and well-turned limbs, the standard response was: "Nudity. Simulation. suggestion. It was not an X. It was a movie."

Featured Star: Honey Wilder

While sitting in her car waiting for pal Paul Thomas to finish up a hard day's shoot, Honey Wilder was summoned out of her car and into the producer's office. After a few cursory spins around the room, Honey was hired on the spot for a part in the film they were currently shooting - entitled Wild Dallas Honey. She had been a businesswoman prior to this, and now was thrown into the world of XXX. Luckily, she had pals like Thomas and Kay Parker to help her through those first rough moments. "I'm new at all this," Honey told me the other day, "You all have to help me out the best you can."

Coming from a woman who believes that you can be dainty and feminine as well as strong and aggressive, this is an interesting remark. Honey may be new to the porn business, but this secure, intelligent woman needs no help from anyone. She knows what she wants, and is on her way straight to the top. "If there's anyone I believe in, it's me. If I fall on my face, I'll pick myself up and brush myself off. You just have to go for it." "Going for it" does not include participating in the antiquated notion of the casting couch. "I would never suck my way to the top; you can get more from people by just being straight."

Although she's only been in porn for one year, Honey already has a list of credits that are quite impressive. In addition to her role in Wild Dallas Honey, Honey also starred in Taboo 2, Society Affairs and Satisfactions. Her performance in Society Affairs was memorable, to say the least. When asked whether Harry Reems was as good a lay as his reputation would have you believe, Honey replied dreamily, "He certainly was to me!"



Honey had no trouble thinking of her favorite female sex partner on screen. "Definitely Tigr-" she said, "Tigr is just wonderful; she really communicates with her lovers." Of the men, however, Honey had more of a problem. "Baby - I've been with the best," Honey said, "Harry Reems, Eric Edwards, Kevin Gibson, R.J. Reynolds, Randy West, John Leslie - you expect me to pick one of those?" She had a point there, so I questioned her no further. "I plan on working my way east, as far as the men are concerned," this L.A. based starlet giggled. "My experiences have only been with West Coast based men; now I'd like to give the East Coast guys a try - Jamie Gillis, Joey Civera..."

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Young, Wild & Wonderful (1980)


YOUNG,WILD AND WONDERFUL is produced and poorly directed by Jim Clark, aka David & Jim Buckly Bros who gave us Debbie Does Dallas and last year's dewy film Good Girls of Godiva High.

The flick stars Kandi Barbour, Merle Michaels, Hillary Summers, Arcadia Lake, Lisa Beth, George Payne, Richard Bolla and Eric Edwards. By the title, audiences can tell that this East cost low budget hump features a bevy of young girls. But don't get your perverse hopes up.

You've seen these ladies in better productions. Teenyboppers they are not! Mr. Clark has once again directed a tame production. There is no character development, which makes this product perfect for drive-in fans. The main problem within the film is its over-cute moments. The plot line is about a group of so-called horny students that runs sexually amok on a visit to the Museum of Art.

This premise becomes unimportant after the first sex scene, but is undercut throughout the entire film. First we watch the group viewing slides of ancient erotic art. Eric Edwards narrates each slide. His performance is very strained and boring to the viewer.

The first fantasy is focused on the girls' teacher (Lisa Beth) and is the most erotic and hottest scene the movie has to offer. Like a bitch in heat, her cunt over-flows with the warmth of her fantasy. She is being seduced by three Roman soldiers. Her cunt savors the forceful George Paynes' cock. She sucks and tugs at his gilded cock and balls. Throwing her to the floor he tells her "you fuckin' filthy whore."

Next Payne and Jerry Butler sock it to her in the ass and the mouth simultaneously. To end the scene, both men splatter loads of hot cum on her face.

All the sex scenes are too long. The editing makes you wonder when you'll be able to buy this film as one big loop? The musical scoring started off well and then became too overpowering for the eroticism - what little there is in the film.


Tuesday, March 4, 2014

My Sister Seka [1981]

Starring Seka, Sarah Sheldon,Vicky Steele, Jennifer West, more