Saturday, April 12, 2014

Private Teacher (1983)



A female tutor manages to "broaden the horizons" of a shy and withdrawn young man. He then gets the courage to hit on his young female neighbor duo, but gets taken advantage of in his sleep by an older neighbor.

If you were making a movie that catered to the mature woman/younger man fantasy, you could go through the whole array of performers who have appeared in feature-length adult videos and not find anyone better to cast than the fabulous Kay Parker and a youthful Tom Byron. Luckily for us somebody did the right and logical thing here.

Stars: Honey Wilder, Joanna Storm, Kay Parker, Laurie Smith & Tom Byron

Tom's aunt is Honey Wilder, another "mature" wonder. (In porno terms that means over 30.) She's concerned about the way her nephew is behaving, locking himself in his room and not coming out. That's because he's spying on some neighbors across the way, two stewardesses who unwind on layovers by engaging in wild sex play. They are played by Joanna Storm and Laurie Smith, another pieceof inspired (and logical) casting. An eager Paul Thomas will go along with whatever they want, including wearing a bunny suit! This does come off before any sex scene begins, be assured.

The humor here is on the loony side. It's not classic Marx Brothers, but what do you really expect? An example: Auntie turns on the TV to find that a documentary about sex is showing. Eric Edwards is a literal talking head--and body--that comes right out of the set and illustrates hands-on what he's been talking about. It's so ridiculous you can't help but be amused.

Honey hires a private tutor for her boy in hopes of bringing him out of his shell. When she arrives, Kay Parker contributes any seriousness this movie might have. She quotes Shakespeare and speaks of philosophy, and soon any trace of shyness or social awkwardness that Tom had vanishes. Their love scene is a highlight, prime rewind material.

Janey Robbins is also a welcome presence here, as a friend of Honey's who has her own eye on sonny. This is a fun and sexy production without any weak links in the cast.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

The Devil in Miss Jones Part II (1982)

Starring: Joanna Storm, Anna Ventura, Georgina Spelvin, Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Jacqueline Lorians, Ashley Moore, Ron Jeremy, Joey Silvera & George PayneJustine Jones, in a continuation of The Devil in Miss Jones, Part 1 (1973), is frustrated in hell. She makes a sexual deal with the Devil himself to earn a return to earth as an immortal human. However, in earning her escape, Lucifer falls in love with her. He doesn't want her to go but can't admit it because he's the Devil. The story gets underway as he tries to place her soul in nubile bodies on earth that are increasingly removed from opportunities for sex, in order to jealously deny her the one thing she craves. He finally tries the body of a nun, but this brings him into conflict with HIM, resulting in a humorous finale.

Starring: Joanna Storm, Anna Ventura, Georgina Spelvin, Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Jacqueline Lorians, Ashley Moore, Ron Jeremy, Joey Silvera & George Payne

And now Justine Jones has earned a life of eternal lust on earth. But Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, and Justine start to make amends for 10 years of pure Hell without sex. But to the Devil's dismay, he is hopelessly in love with Justine and cannot find a body in which she will remain chaste...until he has a divine Inspiration and gives her the body of a nun. But all Hell breaks loose and lucy gets in hot water with the boys upstairs. It all leads to one of the most exciting and colorful climaxes in the history of adult films.


Saturday, April 5, 2014

Kandi Barbour


Kandi Barbour, the Dixie Spitfire, is one of the most popular faces in classic porn. Her lovely mouth is the perfect canvas for an artistic wet shot.

Kandi describes her short but passionate relationship with Jamie Gillis as "ten nights of sheer terror" and is unable to speak about the hideous indignities to which he submitted her...

This is unusual, because Kandi, when in her sociable phase, is one of the funniest, liveliest, savviest ladies in the adult film business. She has been known to sample the grape and cause a commotion or two during the course of partying.

Don't take seriously some of the negative things you read about Kandi. She is truly one of the most misunderstood minions in the ranks. The staff at CAV votes her far and away the best porn chick to have a drink or two with. She is never dull and always fiery and entertaining. She has rightfully earned her popularity on the screen.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Nurses Of The 407 (1983)




Late in 1952 the conflict ended in Korea. When the American troops left the war zone, a Polish garbage scow picked up some paper work thrown overboard by the American soldiers. From the diary of Capt. Jack "Jaybird" Anderson, Chief Medical Officer of the 407. Aug. 14: Dear diary; Set a record today. Had five nurses! But it's Janet I really want. From the diary of Capt. Janet "Hot Hips" O'Reily. Head Nurse. Aug. 17: Dear Diary; I have still managed to remain faithful to my Jimmy back home. Thank God I bought that dildo when I was on leave in Tokyo. Memo from Col. Arthur James, Senior Officer of the Army Medical Unit 407 to Army Chief of Staff, Washington, D.C. Sir, with Due respect. We have no wounded and last night the enemy actually had the nerve to shoot at us. I request you either allow someone to get wounded so we can fix them up or get us the hell out of here.


Saturday, March 29, 2014

A Touch of Genie (1974)

A Touch of Genie, Original Poster (1974) XXXWhat do you get when you mix madcap Jewish humor with the Superstars of Seventies porn? A tribute to a boyhood spent at raucous Lower East Side comedies (and an adulthood spent writing and directing adult films). Poor Melvin! His meddling mother is making him nutz. His only relief is the covert afternoons he spends at New York's notorious Times Square porn theaters. One day, Melvin discovers a genie in a bottle. What does he wish? To become his favorite porno Superstars and indulge in wild sexual adventures with the sexiest women in sex films.



Friday, March 21, 2014

House of Dreams (1990)

Andrew Blake's "House Of Dreams" takes you beyond all boundaries to bring you into a world of staggering sexual desire. Join Zara as she embarks on an unforgettable journey through the realm of true sensuality. Experience with her the extraordinary and bizarre ecstasy as each door opens to reveal unbelievable erotic images. Enter the House Of Dreams and then you decide if it was really just a dream. Stars: Danielle Rogers Ashlyn Gere Jeanna Fine Zara Whites

Monday, March 10, 2014

Bad Girls (1981)



An all-girl road trip: four comely, young gals travel through the Rocky Mountains disrupting everything in their path with their sexual antics. From teasing a poor scout who hitches the ride of his life to stiffening a lonely wood cutter's equipment, the vacationing vixens are just out for fun. Witnessing the women's promiscuous behavior, a horny scoutmaster brings their attention to a group of locals who take them hostage and aim to have their way with them. The girls match the 'bad boys' stroke for stroke and escape with the help of the local scout master (But not until after one of them seduces him).



Thursday, March 6, 2014

Beyond Desire (1986)

A hard-bitten detective finds that he's in over his head when he moves into the headquarters of an escort dating service to protect the female employees.

Most guys can only fantasize about being locked-up in a whorehouse full of gorgeous raving babes like Seka and Vanessa Del Rio...but for a private detective like me, Mark Lowe, it's all in a day's work (or should that be "night's work?"). You see, Carla is afraid her little house of joy is going to be taken over by buddie Howie Mann...and that's where I fit in.

As long as I'm watching over the place, Howie'll have a tough time pulling any funny stuff. Of course, my relationship with the girls is supposed to be "purely professional," but things don't always work out the way you plan 'em -- if you catch my drift. So, if you're looking for some hearty laughs, a little action, and a lot of hot sex, look no further than my hottest adventure ever -- Beyond Desire. You won't be disappointed...



Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)

TV star Kristine DeBell of "The Young & Restless" scorches the screen in the classy cassette release of Carroll classic with a twist of X.

Several years ago, amid great (and deserved) hoopla, Bill Osco, that San Francisco-based titan of primordial porn, release the first nudie-pornie musical, Alice in Wonderland. Rated R and full of lush sets and plush ladies, the flick featured a relative unknown, Kristine DeBell, as Lewis Carroll's classic heroine.

Alice in Wonderland was a slick production as you will ever find in X-land. Accomplished actors in non-sex roles, a spectacular score and truly clever songs, a highly sophisticated script all helped to make the film a highly entertaining softcore romp.

As a testament to the professionalism of Alice, young Kristine De Bell, a somewhat wooden actress at the time, went on to become a popular TV star. She's currently a featured performer on the day-time sudser, "The Young and the Restless." Kristine had the perfect "look" for Alice, a strong childish body and a convincingly stumbling innocence. In the porn business, Alice has always been written off as a sexploitation film, not a real honest-to-Goldstein fuckflick. And DeBell has protected her rep as a legit actress by pointing to the softcore nature of its presentation.

In truth, the film may be as slick and funny as say, Tony Newley's "Hieronymus Merkin." The writers, lyricists, the choreographers, the art directors all did Studio-quality work. In short, the actual quality of this production is so far superior to anything before it that it stands as a landmark in the history of adult films. That is not to say that there haven't been other excellent blue movies, but nobody has tried anything so complicated, ambitious and large-scale as Alice and succeeded so nicely.



For years, whenever anybody complimented Alice or waxed poetic on Kristine De Bell's lively performance and well-turned limbs, the standard response was: "Nudity. Simulation. suggestion. It was not an X. It was a movie."

Featured Star: Honey Wilder

While sitting in her car waiting for pal Paul Thomas to finish up a hard day's shoot, Honey Wilder was summoned out of her car and into the producer's office. After a few cursory spins around the room, Honey was hired on the spot for a part in the film they were currently shooting - entitled Wild Dallas Honey. She had been a businesswoman prior to this, and now was thrown into the world of XXX. Luckily, she had pals like Thomas and Kay Parker to help her through those first rough moments. "I'm new at all this," Honey told me the other day, "You all have to help me out the best you can."

Coming from a woman who believes that you can be dainty and feminine as well as strong and aggressive, this is an interesting remark. Honey may be new to the porn business, but this secure, intelligent woman needs no help from anyone. She knows what she wants, and is on her way straight to the top. "If there's anyone I believe in, it's me. If I fall on my face, I'll pick myself up and brush myself off. You just have to go for it." "Going for it" does not include participating in the antiquated notion of the casting couch. "I would never suck my way to the top; you can get more from people by just being straight."

Although she's only been in porn for one year, Honey already has a list of credits that are quite impressive. In addition to her role in Wild Dallas Honey, Honey also starred in Taboo 2, Society Affairs and Satisfactions. Her performance in Society Affairs was memorable, to say the least. When asked whether Harry Reems was as good a lay as his reputation would have you believe, Honey replied dreamily, "He certainly was to me!"



Honey had no trouble thinking of her favorite female sex partner on screen. "Definitely Tigr-" she said, "Tigr is just wonderful; she really communicates with her lovers." Of the men, however, Honey had more of a problem. "Baby - I've been with the best," Honey said, "Harry Reems, Eric Edwards, Kevin Gibson, R.J. Reynolds, Randy West, John Leslie - you expect me to pick one of those?" She had a point there, so I questioned her no further. "I plan on working my way east, as far as the men are concerned," this L.A. based starlet giggled. "My experiences have only been with West Coast based men; now I'd like to give the East Coast guys a try - Jamie Gillis, Joey Civera..."