Too Naughty to Say No (1985)

NASTY ENOUGH TO SAY YES!

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Stars: Angel, Ginger Lynn, Cody Nicole, Lisa De Leeuw, Raven, Harry Reems, Jamie Gillis

That's basically what happens in Suze Randall's latest blood and cooze-boiling epic TOO NAUGHTY TO SAY NO, which Suze (rhymes with cooze) describes as "a randy irreverent account of a convent pupil's adventures in the netherworld of perversion and prostitution..." The movie is all of that - almost!!!

The beautiful young convent girl - played appropriately by newcummer Angel, is in the convent garden preparing for her school finals under the supervision of Sister Rose (Lisa De Leeuw in another delicious role). With her is naughty fellow pupil Ginger Lynn, who can't keep her eyes off the sexy black gardener. When Lisa takes Ginger off for her confession with fat Father John (Michael Morrison), Angel tickles her cloistered cunt and daydreams about the real meaning of the Biblical word "begat" which is the subject of her lesson. Angel is suddenly awakened by the sound of the honking horn. She discovers that Ginger has been transformed into a hot-to-trot hooker who has a date with a sleazy sex maniac (Jamie Gillis). Thinking that Angel is another hooker ('I like your outfit - very original'), Gillis invites her for the ride - and angel is soon plunged cunt-deep into a series of nightmarish adventures.



Angel, still in convent clothes, watches fascinated as Jamie does shocking things with Ginger's fat twat. Gillis then switches his tongue to Ginger's spicy asshole - "Tastes good - ever try this?" he asks Angel. "Is that begat?" asks the fascinated innocent, getting wet, as Gillis follows tongue with cock up Ginger's ass.

Interview: Gerard Damiano, The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue

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Starring: Hillary Summers, Jean Damage, Maria Tortuga, Lee Carroll, Annie Sprinkle, Tiffany Clark, Coral Cie, Ted Devine, Bill McKean, Ron Hudd, Sharon Mitchell and Lysa Thatcher

Gerard "Deep Throat" Damiano has just finished another epic. This one is called The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue, and I'd like to tell you about it - or rather, I'd like him to tell you about it if you can wait for just a few paragraphs.

The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue is a really hot picture about sex in the 21st century and you'll be happy to hear that romance as well as sex survives, too. Alpha Blue is a space-age sexual resort where dreams are carried out with the push of a button. Want a playmate - or two, or three - or just a hot voice to talk you off? Just punch your fantasies into the teleporter, and your wishes come true. Don't you love it already? Some of the erotic cinema's loveliest ladies materialize out of thin air - Lysa Thatcher, Hillary Summers, Annie Sprinkle, Jody Maxwell, Tiffany Clark, Lee Carroll and Sharon Mitchell all "beam in" to satisfy future fantasies aided by  nearly a dozen other yummy gals.

Alpha Blue takes its sex seriously. The Satisfiers - the hosts and hostesses of this erotic resort - are carefully trained for love-making. Through Damiano's loving direction and exquisite close-up photography, you'll watch the Satisfiers practice their arts with enthusiasm rarely seen on screen. Even the credit sequences are wetter and wilder than most films' hottest scenes!



Now, for some inside dirt - I knew this flick was hot even before it hit the editing table. For one thing, our own sex life was FANTASTIC during the actual shooting. I mean, it's always fantastic, but those 12-hour shooting days take their toll. Not this time, though - I thought Damiano was having a second puberty! Then, there were all those new romances happening everywhere we looked.

Tiffany Clark flew in from her native Los Angeles for the film, and fell madly in love with one member of the production staff, Fred Lincoln. (Lincoln is a filmmaker in his own right - his Same Time, Every Year will be released soon.) Anyway, Tiffany never quite made it back to L.A., and she's now happily sewing curtains for their new apartment here in New York. Ain't love grand? Then there was Jody Maxwell, who fell in love with the whole crew - and them with her, of course. It's rumored that more than one technician lost his heart, too, when Jody performed "I Left My Heart In San Francisco", demonstrating why they call her The Singing Cocksucker from Kansas City. Last but not least, Annie Sprinkle rang up professional dominatrix Queen Adrena in California, and borrowed the Queen's personal slave, Mal O'Rey for the lovingest leather-and-golden-shower scene ever filmed. Annie and O'Rey became great and good friends thereafter.

With all this loving going on off the set, you just gotta know that things stayed hot on camera. The vibes were right, and the final product shows it, like nothing else you've ever seen. Damiano says The Satisfiers is the most erotic film ever made.

PAULA: What makes The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue different from your other works?

GERARD: I don't think it is different - but it's a culmination of all my other films. The Satisfiers is based on the premise of a future society in which sex is completely open and without guilt - and what would happen in that environment. so the film is really a blending of everything I've done before.

PAULA: What's your favorite scene in the film?

Insatiable II (1984)

SUPER PORN QUEEN MARILYN CHAMBERS CUMS AGAIN!

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"I'm not quite ready yet to give up," Marilyn Chambers says, to questions about her retiring. "When my body gives out, or my face maybe... But plastic surgery is terrific. They can lift your face, your ass, tighten your snatch... If it comes to that, I'll go for it."

But fact is, Marilyn Chambers looks as good as ever, her boyish athletic figure appealing to bisexual men as well as men with pubescent dreams: She still shaves her snatch completely bare.

"People think I'm forty years old because I've been around this business so long. But I get better. The older I get, the hornier I get. And audiences know it too..."

As queen of porn, Marilyn loves seeing sex movies as well as making them. "When I look at an X-rated film there are certain scenes that really turn me on, so I skip the rest of the crap and turn it on and masturbate. That's what adult cinema is all about!"

And she's done all right for herself, parlaying her super-pussy into cable and video businesses, a couple of homes and a lifestyle described as the All-American Wet Dream. And she has no guilty feelings.


"The only guilt trip is getting my pussy eaten. I can't relax, lie back and enjoy it because I feel so selfish. I don't go much for girl-girl sex, although I do 'em on screen. I like it better with a guy and a girl in a three-way like the scene I do in INSATIABLE II."

Erotic Adventures of Candy (1978)

Carol Connors stars in the title role as a young, innocent girl entering her sexual life. She's caught in the act of making love with the garden boy by her over-protective Daddy, and is severely reprimanded. After the incident, Candy feels it's high time she left, and embarks on a journey that lands her in one sex situation after another, much like in the Little Annie Fanny comic strip. Finally she ends up in an odd-ball sex cult where screwing is as common as the lotus position, and as visible. She is forced to blow off a stranger clad in a monk's robe. As he comes, he lifts the robe and guess who? Co-stars John Holmes, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Paul Thomas, Turk Lydon; directed by Gail Palmer.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle (1981)

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Annie Sprinkle, the most sensational porn star of all time, exposes herself entirely in this hot movie. A must see and a must have movie!

Starring Annie Sprinkle, Lisa Be, Heather Young, Judy Bilodeau, Mal O'Ree, Lee Starr, Sassy, Barbara Miller, Sheisa Jones, Bunny Hatton, Ron Jeremy, Roger Ram, Jake Teague, Buddy Hatton, Ron Hudd, Marc Vanelntine, Mike Filene, Michael Gaunt

As a relatively young girl from Evergreen Avenue, Downhome, U.S.A., the shenanigans and gambols of the legendary Annie Sprinkle quite frankly blow me away. She is without a doubt the kinkiest girl in town, but she does it with such innocence, such artlessness, that you can't help but like her, no matter how wacky you might think her predilections are. Her openness and candor, together with her talent, make her, undeniably, the Queen of Kink.

Annie admits enjoying all of the most controversial sexual acts imaginable; if it's different, she has to try it at least once. "She is a dirty girl," the producer of "Inside Annie Sprinkle" told me. "She is absolutely wonderful to work with; she is bright, intelligent, and always on the go. After a long day of filming, I'd want to go home, read the paper, watch a little t.v.; Annie would be wanting to go checking out new kinds of dildos, restraints, taking cabs all over town looking for this stuff until I was ready to collapse." I would imagine that there are few people who could compete with Annie Sprinkle's energy level.

Bus Stop Girls

In the spirit of Debbie Does Dallas,Coed Fever, Little Girls Blue comes 'Bus Stop Girls'!

It's always been said that private school girls are the naughtiest due to the strict and rigid curriculum they are placed in. After watching this movie you'll see that adage is true. An all star cast of young hotties come together for the final school bus ride of the year and break all the rules. Summer time is here and these girls flowers are blooming as they let loose fucking teachers, counselors and even the school bus driver. 2011 AEBN VOD Winner for Best Overall Movie.

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Schoolgirls are hot and everyone knows that the ones from private schools like to get a little bit wilder than public school girls. Those uniforms are extremely sexy to everyone else, but to these girls, they represent strict rules that were meant for breaking. The "Bus Stop Girls" are ready to get the hell out of high school and move on with their lives, and what better way to celebrate freedom than by fucking any man in sight?

Blonde Lexi Belle and exotic Coco Velvett have to retake an exam that could decide whether they graduate, but instead they start masturbating in front of their teacher, Daniel Hunter. Clearly not a Sex Ed teacher, he asks what they're doing as their moans and yelps increase. Lexi asks if they can suck him off for a passing grade. How could he resist? A delicious double blowjob follows, with the girls trading the shaft and balls. Lexi's technique is perky and enthusiastic, while Coco takes the "slow

INTERVIEW: Laurien Dominique

This is the real Laurien Dominique talking with CAV about her real life and loves and lust.

Laurien Dominique is a lovely blonde actress from Illinois. Although Illinois is known for coal miners; where men enter the sweltering, torrid, thick tunnels in search of the shiny mineral that heats up millions of people, Laurien, upon making films, became a more sultry and luscious source of warmth. She can really heat you up! Her fans love her because of her believability in roles, and her poised beauty. In this interview, she shares with us her turn-ons that make her sizzle. She has a fascination with gay men. Or should we say a passion for them. she enjoys showing them what a real woman is made of. And that their raison-d'etre can no longer be filling until they taste the fruits her labor! She's also an artist and especially likes to draw women in an erotic form. she's not only well-rounded in talent, she's also well-rounded in her taste for the sexual delights in life... She is a resident of San Francisco these days. Living there is especially nice for her, since that town-with-the-trolleys became the gay capital of the country. But she makes the best of that too! Someday that town will have another tourist attraction: Laurien Dominique's film productions! Hollywood - look out!

CAV: What was your first movie?

LAURIEN: My first one was called Hard Soap, which was a comedy. It was a take off on Mary Hartman - Mary Hartman, when that TV show was real popular. I liked doing a comedy because it was nice to be able to laugh about sex and not take it so seriously.

CAV: Who did the movie?

LAURIEN: Damon Christian and Bob Cher.

CAV: What movie did you make after Hard Soap?

LAURIEN: "V - The Hot One"

CAV: These go back quite a ways, don't they?

LAURIEN: Yes, I started in '76. And most of my career was in the late seventies. I averaged one film a year, or two at a time.

CAV: How many movies have you made?

LAURIEN: About 12.

CAV: And after "V: The Hot One", what film did you do?

LAURIEN: The Women in Love, two years ago.

CAV: Oh, I remember that one.

Interview: Richard Milner, Director of Centerfold Fever

Watch out for this guy. He's always bouncing back with something unexpected. They say he once wrote and published a study on pimps in Berkeley back in his Beat days. He made an appearance on the David Suskind Show two years ago, pretending to be a liberated asexual. He was quite good, actually. Gave a sparkling rendition. Toward the end, when he announced that he only got hard reading the New York Times, Susskind became wary of Milner, which made it clear he had no idea he was talking to the editor of Stag Magazine and had been, once again, swindled. And then, there was that mock wedding. That... Happening. Milner "married" an ex nudie model as a sort of tribute to an old friendship. The Bride and Groom read their original platonic platitudes to each other, while the girlie magazine who purchased the rights took lots of pics of everybody's porno friends, who start any party right off - wedding or not- by popping out their tits. Milner is sincere, however. That is his charm. He gave away a slew of gold plated 50 cent tokens as a "wedding present" to whatever few guests happened not to be in a state of succor at the moment.
And now, the latest, is that Richard Milner (AKA Dick Miller, Richard Mailer) had made a movie, a comedy called Centerfold Fever (Starring Kandi Barbour, Samantha Fox, Tiffany Clark, Annie Sprinkle, Marc Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Featuring Lisa Be, Colette Connors, Les Katz, Angel, Bobbi Burns, Bobby Astyr, Veri Knotty, Ron Filene, R. Bolla, Suzie Nero, Susaye London, Robin Sane, David Morris), based upon five years of editing magazines like Stag and Swank, and years of reviewing porn movies. Again, the Milner touch. Half the porn stars in his movie were the same ones carrying on at his mock wedding three years ago. The New York contingent are very friendly, work within their own circle for laughs.


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Milner knows many of them as hang-out friends and just lets them do what they do in his movie. People like Annie Sprinkle and Kandi Barbour, et al, but he has added a few cute touches. He went out and recruited a girl who frequented swing clubs, a total suburban nobody whose pizzaz started the pros buzzing in their part of the New York world. Milner signed her up right away. He managed to get another little juicy zinger in for the grapevine by getting the movie reviewer of Genesis to appear, playing herself.

Milner was sounding optimistic as ever, but a little frazzled, when we spoke to him at Stag.

CAV: How did the idea for your film begin?

MILNER: This movie grew out of the people, the locations I developed at Stag, that were favorites with our readers. I simply tried to use all the elements that I've been working with in the magazine and translated it into a film.

Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

Debbie Benton (Bambi Woods) is the captain of her high school cheerleading squad, and has been accepted to try out for the Texas Cowgirls. Her parents disapprove, though, and refuse to pay the fare to Texas. In a bid to help Debbie, her cheerleader friends Lisa (Georgette Sanders), Roberta (Misty Winter), Tammy (Arcadia Lake), Pat (Kasey Rodgers), and Annie (Jenny Cole) decide to accompany her to Texas. They have two weeks to raise the money, and swear off any sexual activity with their boyfriends and form a company, called "Teen Services", offering help.

Tammy takes a job in the local record store run by Tony (Tony Mansfield). Debbie gets a job at a sports store run by Mr Greenfield (Richard Balla). Roberta convinces Mr Hardwick (Eric Edwards) to give her a job at the candle store with Mrs Hardwick (Robyn Byrd). Rikki (Sherri Tart) and Annie agree to wash Mr Bradly's car.

The football team are annoyed at their lack of sex. Roberta's boyfriend Rick (David Morris) and his team mates join Roberta and Pat in the showers where they have group sex. While working for Mr Greenfield at the sports store Debbie is talked in to allowing Mr Greenfield to fondle her breasts for $20, then he sucks them for an additional $20.

Realizing that they will not be able to raise enough money by legitimate means Debbie convinces the other girls to engage in sexual activities for more money. They agree but only if it is on their terms.

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Champagne for Breakfast (1980)

They called her "CHAMP"... and she was!

Starring: Leslie Bovee, John Leslie, Kandi Barbour, Bonnie Holliday, Sharon Kane, Blair Harris, Kay Parker - Screenplay by John Hayes - Produced and Directed By Chris Warfield

Chris Warfield's CHAMPAGNE FOR BREAKFAST bubbles with good humor and effervescent sex. As Champagne, a lady exec with a licentious turn, Leslie Bovee goes right to your head. The way she sips semen like it was Dom Perignon could a man pop his cork just watching.

This smoothly-crafted movie has more good laughs than a presidential inauguration, and the performances are more believable. The plot isn't always plausible, but the premise is. A top female executive in an ad agency uses her two-week vacation to do some catching up on her 'homework'. It seems she has been allowing her career to take a back seat, and she wants to rectify that by putting her backfield in motion.


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The picture opens with Champagne's promotion to vice president in charge of merchandising. The boss's daughter (Bonnie Holliday) reminds her of the prerogatives of power: namely, that she can now use her position to get sex from ambitious young men. To illustrate her point, she grabs such a fellow by the dork and makes him dick her on the desk, in front of Champagne.

Ken Scudder, as the embarrassed applicant, or should I say, 'laplicunt' squirms a bit, but comes through. This actor could probably fuck in the middle of a freeway at rush hour. A hard conference table and a three-piece suit pose no