Christmas is a great time for porn! Here are some great ways to pass the time before opening presents!Silent night, holy night, all is calm… Unfortunately all being calm is Santa’s main problem in the Heatwave Entertainment’s 80’s classic Miracle On 69th Street. Santa comes home from a long day at work to find a letter on his couch. It’s from Mrs. Claus, and it informs him that the elves have gone on strike because they’ve been worked too hard, and she’s run off with one of them! Santa couldn’t have asked for worse circumstances. The worst part about it is that it’s Christmas Eve and Santa needs to make his rounds! Yes, the Christmas cheer is in full spirit as Santa heads out to find some trusty helpers so that he can get his rounds done.
Miracle on 69th Street stars some legendary porn stars of the late 1980’s, a few of whom direct some of your favorite movies today. The always-recognized Randy West makes an appearance along with Victoria Paris, Stacy Nichols, and others.
Miracle shows the transition adult films were continuing to make during the late 1980’s, when the trend lay in focusing away from the story and script, and more toward displaying the actors’ real talents. There is a hidden build up in the movie where, at a few points, you believe that Santa himself is going to get lucky. This, however, isn’t the case as old St. Nick merely brings pleasure to the world in the form of hot babes. The movie culminates in a grandiose lesbian orgy in the end. Who could ask for anything more? It is the season of giving, and these
women do their best to give, give, and give a little more for your pleasure!Also don't miss the Passions of Carol! It's is a sexy retelling of the Dickens holiday classic, A Christmas Carol, this well-crafted adult feature stars Merrie Holiday as the mean and nasty editor of a skin magazine who is making her poor assistant work late on Christmas Eve redoing layout designs. When she finally goes home, the ghost of her former partner, who joins her for a rousing boink session, visits her. Then she's off to Christmas Future, where she finds herself as a skanky Times Square prostitute. Then she sees Christmas Present, where her assistant, at last home with his wife, is enjoying a tender and intimate lovemaking session.
Fans of Busty ladies will enjoy "The Tits That Saved XXX-mas". 'Twas the night before Christmas and panic reigns supreme at the North Pole! The magic is gone and unable to get his sleigh off the ground, Santa is about to cancel the world's favorite holiday. Lo and behold, luscious Mrs. Claus has an answer! But to perform a miracle, she needs help from her husband's horny little helpers! Chloe Dior, Rebecca Love, Kiki D'aire, and Ava Divine (as Mrs. Claus) star in this holiday romp. Curl up in front of the fire with four gorgeous, busty stars as they show you the difference between naughty and nice!If you're into watching something a little newer, this is a brand new parody of you know what called, This Isn't Christmas Vacation The XXX Parody. This year the Grizwalds are gonna celebrate Christmas like never before. With more presents, more lights and more sex than
ever. Crazy cousin Eddy parks his bedroom on wheels in the front of the house and proceeds to have sex for all the neighbors to see. Rusty finally gets a taste of some sweet, sweet pussy and quickly learns where to stick his yule log. Audrey spreads some cheer and her tight pussy for the boy down the street. And when Elen gets caught with her new purple vibrator, Clark shows her a toy of his own. 'Tis the season to be Horny!!Checkout many more holiday themed movies here!
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