Sunday, April 27, 2014

Jezebel (1970)

AKA: The Joys of Jezebel (1970)

Starring: Luanne Roberts (as Christine Murray),

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The beautiful and politically ambitious Jezebel has been betrayed by Joshua. He has stolen her jewels and hired an army to defeat her; throwing her to the dogs. As the film opens we see Jezebel languishing in hell plotting her revenge.

On earth Ruth is trying to convince her virgin sister Rachel to marry Jeremiah, thus strengthening the military alliance between Jeremiah and her lover Joshua. Rachel refuses.

Anxious to return to destroy her enemies, Jezebel strikes a bargain with Lucifer. If he will temporarily return her to earth she will send him Rachel. Having never experienced a virgin, Lucifer quickly agrees.

Joshua and Jeremiah sit drinking as their soldiers take their pleasure with the tavern's two hot wenches. Jeremiah, no longer able to contain himself, leaves to taste the sweets of Rachel, his bride-to-be. Upon arriving he finds not a sweet innocent virgin but the love starved Jezebel in Rachel's body. Enraged he returns to Joshua, demanding an explanation.

Meanwhile Lucifer searches throughout hell for the virgin Rachel. He first encounters Solomon, the original dirty old man, who denies having seen the Virgin. He then comes across Goliath, whipping a young girl.




Inadvertently Goliath strikes him with the whip and is banished to the Pit of Nymphs, where he is devoured by hell's sexually frustrated females.

Joshua rushes to Ruth, accusing her of treachery in passing her sister off as a virgin. He tells her he never loved her but was only using her to further his political career. Ruth, hurt, for she truly loves Joshua, goes to Rachel and confiding in her is soothed by her "sisterly" kisses and caresses. Together they devise a plan to humiliate Joshua and ensure his marriage to Ruth.

Lucifer, his desire mounting, is still searching for the virgin. He stumbles across Eve, who in a rage blames him for her troubles in the Garden of Eden. He flees and Solomon, always on the prowl, arrives to ball Eve.

Rachel, disguised as a boy seduces a drunken Joshua and convinces him he has made love to a boy. Ruth arrives and extracts his vow of marriage and concession of power through a blackmail threat.

Jeremiah again visits Rachel and, as he is about to deflower her, Lucifer, realizing he has been duped switches the bodies of Rachel and Jezebel. Now Jezebel, on earth is balling Jeremiah and Lucifer is experiencing the tender virgin Rachel in hell.

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