Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Young Like It Hot (1983)

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Starring: Hyapatia Lee, Kay Parker, Shauna Grant, Lili Marlene, Rose-Linda Kimball, Lindy Shawn, Pat Manning, Sharon Mills, Reni Lovins, Eric Edwards, Bud Lee and Joey Silvera. Directed by Bob Chinn

Gail Palmer's latest production takes us on a wild and no-holds-barred romp through the course of one unforgettable day at the offices of the Ocean Valley Telephone company. The operators and the rest of the horny crew think up just about every conceivable sex caper as they cavort among the plugs and jacks and cables.

Loni, the supervisor is played by slim, voluptuous, dark-haired Hyapatia Lee, the sensational new star who came to adult films via the Miss Nude USA and centerfold route. Veteran porn stud Eric Edwards is Mr. Fishbait, the boss.

As the film opens, the supervisor confirms that they're all about to lose their jobs to a computer which the company is planning to install. She urges the operators and repairmen to put the personal touch into their dealings with all the customers, in the hope of saving their jobs.

The action starts at 6:45 in the morning, when the daytime gang is just reporting for work and the board is going crazy. Stephanie, the night operator, has deserted her post for a quickie in the boss's office, with Bill the night watchman. First to arrive for work, is the older and dependable Cheryl, as played by Kay Parker. Then there's Nancy, the hot-blooded blonde from the South. Also on hand are sassy Cindy and shy Marie.

The office is full of talk about the threat of the computer, and Loni and Cheryl keep urging everybody to do their very utmost to keep the customers happy and their jobs secure. Then Fishbait (Eric) invites Marie in for a confab that develops into a real intimate tete-a-tete, or perhaps we should call it tete-a-cock.

It's a memorable day for the Ocean Valley Telephone Company, with all the operators and repairmen doing their best to please all the customers in every way, and at the same time, pleasing each other as they go along. Jeff, one of the repairmen (Joey Silvera), is doing his best to please blonde Cindy (played by Shauna Grant under her other acting name of Collie Aimes). All over the office and inside customers' homes, the action goes on and on.

The word goes all over Ocean Valley that the phone company's husky and virile repairmen are ready and eager to service the customers in any way they want. As the hot afternoon goes on, the switch-board is flooded with happy calls from satisfied customers - and from some who still need their satisfaction and want it right away. One way or the other, it seems like the busy repairmen have plenty left over to give the girls in the office when they report back between calls.

Needless to say, with all the fine reports coming in from satisfied customers, the hardworking Ocean Valley operators and crew are not going to be replaced by any cold-nosed computer! The question is, can they keep on furnishing the high standard of personal service that they've set?

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