Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Feature: Little Oral Annie
Some readers of ClassicAdultVideo feel that talking about a new star rising in the porno industry, in terms of her vital statistics, makes for damn dull reading. Others insist on knowing just how much of a handful the chick is. And what is she really like, off-screen? To all our readers of diversified tastes and curiosities, how do those words grab you?Little Oral Annie stands (or lays) 5' 6". About 125 pounds. Naked and dry - except in her crotch. She is 22 years young. Really. But about 43 in her experience. she moves right along! Those boobs tape out at 40 D. Waist 24. Hips 34. And how those hips can move!
Her eyes are blue. Her hair is brown. Dry on top, moist below. She loves good music and good sex. Digs rhythm, blues and R & R. Her favorite musical aggregation is the Buddy Owen band. Annie was born on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood - now lives on the beach in a neat house with doors that swing almost as freely as the action in her bedroom.
Does she indulge in sexual fantasies? Oh, yes. Does she! Dreams about taking a hard cock for 24 hours straight. Time-wise and penis-wise.
Think she could handle that much hard dick? Go to your neighborhood XXX theater and catch her on the screen in "Ultra Flesh" or "Sex Boat" or "Cannonball". True, the films don't run for 24 hours without stopping, but her screwing on-screen will convince you she could - even if the studs in her films poop out split seconds after the director signals, "Okay. Get off, and it's a wrap."
Her expressions of ecstasy when she gets her pussy pumped full of hot cum, followed by that air of resignation, that men are 'so damned weak', tells you this is one chick who really likes her cock! Under the heat of the XXX studio lights, or in that bedroom in her beach house.
Auto-stoppeuses en chaleur (1979)
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Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
The Jade Pussycat (1977)
1st TIME EVER ON SCREEN! JOHN C. HOLMES AND GEORGINA SPELVIN!Watch 'The Jade Pussycat' In Our Theater
An outstanding cast featuring the finest collection of adult film superstars ever assembled highlights the new Freeway Films Johnny Wadd sex epic, THE JADE PUSSYCAT. JOHN C. HOLMES gives his finest performance to date in the popular role of Johnny Wadd, a hard boiled private dick in this action-packed story of intrigue, treachery and lust.
When Jenny, an old flame from out of the past (JESSICA TEMPLE-SMITH) shows up distraught at his office, Johnny finds himself involved in a search for her missing brother Paul (LYLE STEWART). Following up a few sparse clues the search takes Johnny from the docks of San Francisco to a fleabag hotel where he meets a beautiful brunette (BONNIE HOLIDAY), whose bizarre involvement with Paul begins to shed some light on the case.
Little by little Johnny pieces together the strange story of the Jade Pussycat, a priceless Han dynasty Chinese artifact being sought by a sinister, fat degenerate criminal named Mueller (STEVE BALINT) and his dangerous co-conspirator Alexandra (GEORGINA SPELVIN in her finest performance since 'THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES'). Johnny also links Paul with a scheme involving the Jade Pussycat, half a million dollars, and a voluptuous Oriental beauty named Jasmine ('Hustler' centerfold LINDA WONG).
Seven Seductions of Madame Lau (1981)
Remastered Edition! A Sizzling Mixture of Fantasy and Erotica!
Starring Annette Haven and Kay Parker
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Well, here it is, the second movie preview brought to you by yours truly, at your request. Let me tell you, when my first review hit the stands, the phone just about rang itself off the hook. Oh it was so exciting! So many of you wonderful, darling readers called up asking questions about me, like "was I still a kid?" Whatever it was, it is always fun to get a phone call! Then, there was a nice guy asking me all about my commitments. He was kinda confusing, though, so I put him on the phone with Joyce James, and she said that the man wanted to know when I was being committed. As usual, that woman is jealous of my talents, and is still trying to get me fired. But with all the wonderful responses to my last month's review, there was no choice but to rehire me, so tuffskis on you, Joyce.
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Not that the last month has ben a bed of roses. J.W. Hardon was a little bit embarrassed by my article, especially the part about him wearing women's underwear. He's taking it very well, though, and I don't think the article has hurt our relationship. At least, I don't think it has; I haven't been able to ask him yet, since he keeps hanging up on me when I call and saying , "Drop dead, finkface." Of course, this is just part of J.W.'s great sense of humor, which is sooooo adorable. At least J.W.'s girlfriend didn't mind the article. She even called me up and thanked me for it. "Angel," she said, "you unwittingly did me a great service; now I know what a treacherous, deceitful, corrupt bucket of festering fazool that J.W. is." Now, J.W's girlfriend is a college girl, if you know what I mean, so naturally I didn't know what those words meant, but I guess she was talking about how much better she understands J.W. now, which is really important if you're going to be somebody's girlfriend, for crying out loud. Oops, I mean, ex-girlfriend. For some reason, they don't seem to be going out together anymore. This is too bad, since they made such a nice couple.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
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